Lyrics

4. AMERICAN CLOWN CAR MARCH

The American Clown Car March
The American National Clown Car March
A song for those feeling weary and sad
Who’ve never known politics half this bad
No matter how you pray
The American clown car march is on its way

Begin with the Republican March
The Republican Cowardly Clown Car March
This tough guy party, in all of its might,
Surrendered itself with nary a fight
Their conqueror comes to call
The Republican clown car bows down one and all

The Oligarch Clown Car March
The American Oligarch Clown Car March
These parasites thrive on the quid pro quo
Their principles shift as the four winds blow
Morality’s a charade
When their clown cars buy the inaugural parade

The Cabinet Clown Car March
This President’s Cabinet Clown Car March
Each a liar galore, an unqualified hack
There to bring their department to ruin and wrack
Venality up and down
When the cabinet clown car’s carving up the town

Paris Treaty – goodbye
The W.H.O. – goodbye
Maybe NATO – goodbye
You know we’re gonna miss you
USAID and the NEA
Education and the DOJ
The VA and the FBI –
This old lefty’s gonna cry
I can’t believe I’ll miss the FBI

The American Electorate March
The American Electorate Clown Car March
Too many are hoodwinked, selfish or blind
To America’s trust being left behind
Divided here we stand
A reckoning is due
We tear apart or start anew
The American Clown Car March
Is coming through